i woke up this morning to find a creature from the underworld laying in the crevice of my collar bone.
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- d a r k: I will talk like that to my children and to my children's children.
- DHM: >LUNGHURTFROMTEH'LAUGHS
- DHM: And I shall do the same and subject my children and my children's children to such tomfoolery.
- d a r k: CHILD. WHY HAS THOU NOT FINISHED THY MEAL? DOES THOU WISH TO FACE THE HEAVENLY WRATH OF ZEUS!? DOES THOU WISH TO PROCEED TO THE ROOM OF NOTHINGNESS AND SILENCE AND REFLECT UPON THY SINS?!
- DHM: BUT MUMMY, I AM TAKEN OF ILLNESS THAT IS REBELLIOUS COMING OF AGE. I MUST NOT EAT TO PREVENT MY ANGST FROM TURNING AGAINST MANKIND LIKE THY BROTHER WHO'S SOUL PURPOSE IS TO COMMUNICATE TO THE ELDERLY ONES THROUGH THAT BOX IN WHICH CAN ONLY HOLD WHO KNOWS WHAT FORM OF SATISFACTION. PLEASE SPARE ME YOUR ILL WILL MOTHER OR I SHALL NEVER EAT YOUR PLAGUED FOOD WITHIN THIS TIME OF MY LIFE.