Skype: The Twilight Tag Aftermath

d a r k: I will talk like that to my children and to my children's children.
DHM: >LUNGHURTFROMTEH'LAUGHS
DHM: And I shall do the same and subject my children and my children's children to such tomfoolery.
d a r k: CHILD. WHY HAS THOU NOT FINISHED THY MEAL? DOES THOU WISH TO FACE THE HEAVENLY WRATH OF ZEUS!? DOES THOU WISH TO PROCEED TO THE ROOM OF NOTHINGNESS AND SILENCE AND REFLECT UPON THY SINS?!
DHM: BUT MUMMY, I AM TAKEN OF ILLNESS THAT IS REBELLIOUS COMING OF AGE. I MUST NOT EAT TO PREVENT MY ANGST FROM TURNING AGAINST MANKIND LIKE THY BROTHER WHO'S SOUL PURPOSE IS TO COMMUNICATE TO THE ELDERLY ONES THROUGH THAT BOX IN WHICH CAN ONLY HOLD WHO KNOWS WHAT FORM OF SATISFACTION. PLEASE SPARE ME YOUR ILL WILL MOTHER OR I SHALL NEVER EAT YOUR PLAGUED FOOD WITHIN THIS TIME OF MY LIFE.

Sunday, June 10th
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#omg
#i freaking love him
#this man
#is perfection
#we're going to dub that over
#we must
#it would be a waste of such brilliance
#i'm dark btw if you couldn't figure it out
#twilight
#tag
#skype
#chat
#etrama
#and friends
#yes
#this just brightened my day

Skype Chat: The Twilight Tag

d a r k: THERE'S A TAG FOR TWILIGHT.
d a r k: JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL.
DHM: LOLRLY?!
d a r k: I'M GOING IN.
DHM: BE CAREFUL. YOU DON'T WANT TO TRIP AND FALL ON A FAG.
d a r k: TIE A ROPE, I MIGHT NEED A LIFELINE.
d a r k: DID YOU ORDER MY LIFE ALERT?
DHM: I DID, IF YOU FALL AND CAN'T GET BACK UP, THE ASSASSIN'S WILL BE HERE SHORTLY TO VANQUISH THE GLITTERONES.
d a r k: THANK YOU DEAREST DA-CHAN FOR THOU HAS GIVETH ME THE PROTECTION I WOULD SOON NEEDITH TO USEITH.
DHM: ARE THOU BEING HONOUST? HAVE THY SEARCH GONETH SUCCESSFUL IN THE FINDINGS OF FAGGETRY'?
d a r k: MY SINCEREST APOLOGIES SIRE FOR I MUST RETIRE TO MY HUMBLE ABODE AND TAKE REST FOR MY MOTHER HAS FORBIDDEN ME TO CONTINUE MY EXPEDITION INTO THE LAIR OF FEGGETRY'.
DHM: A-AH'. THOU SHALL MAKE HASTE TO AVOID THE ABYSSAL MONSTER THAT IS THE COMMON ORIENTAL PARENTATION. QUICK, FLEE AND TAKE REST AND WE SHALL CORRESPOND IN THE DAWNBREAK.

Wednesday, August 24th
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#lol
#true
#relate
#relatable
#gpoy
#twilight
#break up
#male
#female
#girl
#boy
#man
#woman

The difference between men and women after a break up

shiareagy:

h-i-l-a-r-i-o-u-s:

Men:

Break up day:

A week later:

A month later:

Women

Break up day:

A week later:

A month later:

Unless you’re Bella Swan

Break up day:

A week later:

A month later:

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Reblogging for the Bella Swan thing.

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

This is so true, I can’t even….

HAHAHAH LMAOOOOOOO SO TRUE!!

HAHAH YES! THAT BELLA SWAN THING!!

Hilarious Blog with Funny Shit

LMAO BELLA SWAN

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